CHEWING GUM, ANYONE!

Kak Hu
Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia

He was all having his coffee,croissants, bread, butter and jam at the
hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.

Malaysian: "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian: "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean
listened in silence.

Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean: "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit forbreakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell itacross to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian: "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean: "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian: "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian: "Stupid question! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum andsell them across to Malaysia... that's the real reason why webanned chewing gum in Singapore."

Yeay...!!! Final finished!!!

Finally the paper is finished... All main core paper hv been doomed... hahaaha...
4 now i doomed d paper... But dunno l8r whn d paper will doomed me back...T_T...
haih... dun care la... 4 now juz enjoy d holiday la... hahaha...

k la 4 now... hehe....

Backstreet boys - Inconsolable MV

I close the door

Like so many times, so many times before

Filmed like a scene on the cutting room floor

I wanna let you walk away tonight without a word

I try to sleep, yeah

But the clock is stuck on thoughts of you and me

A thousand more regrets unraveling

OOoh, if you were here right now,

I swear I'd tell you this

[Chorus:]

Baby I don't wanna waste another day

Keepin it inside, it's killing me

Cause all I ever wanted comes right down to you (to you)

I wish that I could find the words to say

Baby I would tell you, every time you leave

I'm inconsolable

I climb the walls, yeah

I can see the edge, But I can't take the fall, no

I've memorized the number

So why can't I make the call

Maybe cause I know you'll always be with me In the possibility

[Chorus]

No, no, no

I don't wanna be like this

I just wanna let you know

That everything I hold in

Is everything I can't let go (oooh, can't let go)

Cause BABAYYYYY

[Chorus]

Don't you know it baby

I don't wanna waste another day

I wish that I could find the words to say

Baby I would tell you, every time you leave

I'm inconsolable

Yeah, yeah, yeah Oooh, I'm inconsolable

Whoaa yeah

I'm inconsolable

1 more down... left 1 core and 1 univ

yea... finally...
last core paper 2 go... hopefully can do well tis time... reli reli reli wanna do well...
sure can do well...
got to go n rest... hehe...

left 2 core paper n 1 univ paper 2go...

OMG... finally... d number is decreasing... gambateh n all d best n jia you n dunno la...
juz do well 2 all... including me... hope tis time can go thru well...
both eyes feel tired but dunno y cant sleep... dun care la... haha..
todays paper so syok... crappin all d way... like nobody care... but prob is crap 2 much d n 4gt 2 write d 4 main points of ethics... shit.. haih... after exam only i rmb... wat2do... cant do anything liao... juz hope 4 d best la... yea...

holiday coming soon... yihaa...

after exam will bz wif tournament stuff liao... shit liao tis time... gt lots of paper work n registration things need my help... volunteer help from me... so not like me... anyhow if comes 2 taekwondo stuff i'll do it... juz do my best... haha..
k la... wanna rest rest 1st liao...

Check tis out... Nice song n cool... thou its an old song of RAIN but its a wonderful n cool 1...

1 more down... 3 more core n 1 univ subject 2go...

haih... hopefully d paper is ok... pls be ok... pray hard...